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buffy the vampire slayer
September 2010

How did you come to live with your current family? 

I was the runt and the last of my litter to find a family. The breeder thought she wouldn’t be able to sell me because I was a little crazy in the head but then we interviewed this nice couple and decided they deserved me. The breeder had named me “Sweetie” but my new family immediately changed my name to the much cooler “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.” They could tell as soon as they met me that I’m a superhero. They recognized my true awesomeness.

What Silly or Little known facts should we know about you?

I’m very brave and fear no man or beast….except snowmen. People should not be made of snow. And aluminum foil freaks me out. It’s weird. Besides Day Care… what do you love? I love taking baths; I could hang out in the tub all day long. Sometimes I’ll be completely dried off after a bath and if the water is still in the tub I’ll dive right back in. And laundry, fresh out of the dryer….ah, I love burrowing into a pile of warm laundry! Laundry Day rocks!

What are your favorite toys or games?

I have lots and lots of stuffed animals. I like to disembowel them and chew on their faces. Sometimes my dad and I play a game where we put one of my toys in the middle of the floor and then have a race to see who can get to it first. I have an unfair advantage because of my Vampire Slayer training, but sometimes I let him win….it’s good for his self esteem.

If you had a major in college…what would it be?

I would major in music; I’m a very gifted singer. My favorite accompaniment are sirens….sometimes there will be sirens on TV and I’ll be overcome with the desire to sing along. One time I went to a parade and serenaded the police officers as they rode by on their motorcycles. Everyone was very impressed with my talent.

If you wrote a personal ad… what would it say?

Hello Gentlemen! I am a svelte brunette of German heritage and quite the looker. Give me a call sometime if you’d like to come over and roll around on some dryer sheets with me (wink, wink). No weirdos please.

Other information we should know about you?

I could have a very successful career in the world of international espionage if I chose to…I have often used my ninja-like skills to sneak into hotels hidden inside a duffle bag and have even snuck into my mom’s office inside her coat on a couple of occasions. I am also a very clever thief; whenever we visit friends I always manage to leave with several of their treats and toys hidden inside my crate or even tucked inside my mom’s purse!