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spike
March 2007

Hi there, I'm Spike E. Lee

aka: Smallest of the Wolves

I know...I know, it's a very impressive name. There's no need to be intimidated, I'm a very down to earth kind of guy. I'm sure there are lots of Chi who herd the chickens into the barn at night. Yes it's true I wear a harness that was intended for Rabbits or Ferrets and I make it look like a high fashion "Muscle Shirt". There are many wonderful women in my life. There's my mom's of course. I say we were brought together by Divine Intervention, although they have a much more boring version. There's my Aunt Linda who is way, way cool. My next door neighbor Sophie is a Jack Russell Terrier and she's awesome. And all my girlfriends at camp (not Daycare, camp! I go to Camp. Do you understand? It's Camp!) Did I mention the cat toys? I love to play with cat toys and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

So in short... I'm just your average chicken herding, cat toy playing, rodent harness wearing, ladies man. No big deal.

 IF YOUR DOG HAD A MAJOR IN COLLEGE WHAT WOULD IT BE:

College? I'm more of a Vocational / Technical kinda dog. I Didn't have the best S.A.T. scores. I am very good at my Janitorial skills. I'm always cleaning stuff off of the floor.

IF YOUR DOG WROTE A PERSONAL AD, WHAT WOULD IT SAY?

Single, Fluffy, Male looking for local friends to do cool Chi stuff with. I'm the smallest of the wolves! If you are a Dog (or Cat or Chicken) who can understand and appreciate that then I'm the one for you. I am also more than willing to do meaning less trick for food ;-)